Ok, so I wouldn't normally do this--and I probably won't ever again--but I need some help.
To make a long story very short, I was nominated for a prestigious award and the ceremony to get it it all the way in Boston, Massachusetts. Trust me, if I could just stay home, away from people, and write a letter saying that I accept I would. However, if I want it, I have to attend the conference. And that's where this post is going. If you don't care, cool. Ok, doesn't bother me one bit. If you made it this far and you do care, great. Please keep scrolling.
This is the part where I set my dignity on fire with a flamethrower and walk away in